Not like its anything to be proud of (Either being drunk OR sober) but I'm not. There is a good reason why this is. I dont feel well. I just had a white rum and juice and my brain is trying to tell me that all I need to do is lay in bed and watch shite on the internet and catch up with cyber pals.

I've been away for a week, in the countryside, eating steaks, drinking frine wines and watched classic movies. Thats th elife. Yessir it is. Back in London now, still jobless with a few unconditional offers for a few unis. I think The plan might be to apply for the student loan, go to Amsterdam, finish of my sleeve tattoo and then go to the pub. not actually go to uni. Yeah. Think I might do that.

1- Wake up extremely early and smoke a roll up before you eat breakfast and brush your teeth. Respect the dentist!

2- Arrive at the dentist with your sunglasses on (its sunny outside and your not wearing any make up) and nod your head all knowingly at a fellow metal head you see sitting opposite you IN the waiting room, pretend to read a shitty fashion magazine when he tries to make flirty chit chat though, He's 13 and your still practically sleeping.

3-Receive the news that you need 11 fillings and 3 root canals, cry, forget your sunglasses in the dentist and run home, (you don't need to run but it adds dramatic effect and also looks good if you have to keep shielding the sun out of your eyes, DO NOT return back for the glasses for fear of having to make eye contact with the 13 year old greebo or letting your dentist see you holding back tears.

4-go to sleep, Sleep makes everything better contrary to popular belief. Put some music on and set your alarm for 20 minutes before you have to leave for your interview.

5-wake up, smoke a roll up and drink a perpetulant amount of lychee juice, pee, put make up on and do a few start jumps in the living room to get syked up.

6-Blast your favorite songs on the way to the bus stop and sing loudly.

7-Once on the bus, panic, begin to realise that this interview could potentially change the entire prospects of your life and career. Listen to Zakk Wyle and sing along, make a few notes on paper about what you think you might say, (providing your brought at least that with you)

8-Get to the office (in this case it was a house conversion) relax and enter the building.

9-Forget everything you wrote down and be yourself.

10- Smile when you get told "Its basically a given and I wish you could start sooner Nes but I'll confirm with you in writing that your totally in by Friday"

WIN

Probably about a week infact, I'm skint, didn't have anywhere to go and prefer the comfort of my own bed a lot more than socialising.. Anywhoo, I deicde to go to the pub not to far from my home to visit a friend who works there..thought it would be a good idea to have a pint and actually use my vocal box for other things aside from "muuum, do you have any cigarettes?" .

So, I get to the pub, bottle of Newcastle Brown in hand and tummy full of empty.. then another beer, then a few strongbows for something a little sweeter, then back to the beer, oh fuck it ok I'll have a shot, or 5.

Somehow I ended up with rice all over my face when I woke up this morning with a head like a a tub of clotted cream. I clearly shouldnt be allowed out of the house. This is a good example of what usually happens when I make a point of not saying no to shots of jagermeister when I haven't eaten anything, nada, ziltch, not even a crumb. I clearly made up for that with my attempted rice cooking whihc I don't really have much recolection of. .

Now I'm drinking a glass of Cabernet red, smoking too many roll ups and hoping that this hangover can dissipate in the midst of me playing too many games on newgrounds and other comparible sites alike.

Lah de dum. Just relaxing with a can and doing internet gaming things (even though I should be doing studying things)

Today was a semi productive day. I done all of the things I planned to do, but just didn't finish them!

WELL DONE ME!